Originally posted by u/lostinthesauceband at 2025-06-15T19:51:27Z

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I.

I shoot PLA, not guns

I squirt and slap that HK, it's such fun

It's Print Shoot Repeat until the mag’s done

When I see the feds, it's not duck and run

II.

It's pop out and pull it. Blow it, you know-

-It's all for YouTube. I'm asking like who

The fuck do you think you are to my god?

Armed and militant behind the facade

III.

I got a slide to go with the glock, the ghost

No numbers like I'm Mason facing out the window

Of the book depository, getting grassy on the knoll

Staying classy on the whole, Robert Hanson like the mole

IV.

But Robert Durst up in my soul

And I ain't talking chopping bodies

All these substances I stole

I'm bending knees like I'm Pilates

V.

No Bugatti. On the roof with half a gram of hash inside my hollowed tooth

I'm past the far beyond, I'm way out of the mother fucking noose

VI.

She said the time I said I was afraid to choke her harder was the day she knew that I would never lay a hand on her

I never really planned the words

I wrote down what I heard

And what occurred.

“I'm such a fucking nerd” is what I highly slurred